RED

"Ah those russians"
RED! the color of communism and dictatorship, oh such a beautiful color it is! you know for a fact you're a real chad if you wear red.

Anyways. to the crappy jokes.

"OOPAAAA cheeki breeeki iv damka, blyadd you rollin with tha red swagg" - Lenin from his museum.

STATS:
Rarity of 0.007%, +5000 ranged for those juicy, -50 hp regen, you kinda starving ngl, -500 armor, you're russian now c'mon you don't need armor.

Additional info:
If lazy sees you wearing this, he's going to ask you to sing so you better hide.