A Crucial Item

Shirts! shirts, shirts, shirts, Kenneth sure hates shirts.
Shirts are one of the utmost important items in wonderous border, without them we would get banned on sight for indecent exposure!

Shirts come in various colors and models, well not really, regular plain t-shirts and tank tops *only chads may wear those*.

Shirts come in the following colors:


 * RED!!!!!!! WOO ;


 * Black for both them edgy kids and regular people minding their own business;


 * Yellow, #FANTASTICROLEGANG #PEEGANG


 * Blue da be de daba-NO we are not having that on our page, its freaking blue get out;


 * Purple, but uhm, we aint got those so..yeah....not really;


 * White, make sure you wash those bad boys with Mr. Cleenus *not sponsored by them*;
 * Brown, well it's orange;


 * Green, #earthchan


 * Pink, but only a pink top, cuz you know, non-chads can't wear pink, or something, get me out of here.
 * Oran- what? what do you mean theres no orange shirt???

Additional info: If you god-forbid copy paste this into the real, well made and amazing wikia page, you will get beat up so hard not even spectracage will have enough energy juice to revive you.

LINKS

 * The basic chad


 * Za black shirt


 * Chip chop Pink Top


 * Poorpool


 * Blu from a imaginary hou- wrong wikia


 * The "superior" shirt - himler


 * Hippity hoppity this tree im chainity


 * RED


 * Pee