Za black shirt

The black shirt, painted with the ink of a thousand minecraft squids.
Usually worn by edgelords, the black shirt is a 0.1% chance of being sold by the  GODDAMN WITCH THAT WONT SELL RICHDOUCHE'S JOJO CAP  In her crib.

It's a black shirt what else do you think would be here. Kenneth was right this is useless, who thought this would be helpful jesus christ may the Holy Mary help me.